Management Speak

Any good manager knows how to consummate unplugged material venture capitalists.

Business Bullshit

Revenue schmevenue! It's the stock price that matters. That's why we fusionize ultra-cool webenues.

Business Bullshit

If it doesn't help the bottom line, it's not worth doing. But you should always realign dimensional granular presentations.

Business Mumbo-Jumbo

I have an MBA. Therefore, I smoke out tactical scalable effects of synergy.

Corporate Bullshit

Our objective is clear. We must incorporate opaque cross-organization organizations.