Management Speak
Any good manager knows how to consummate unplugged material venture capitalists.
Business Bullshit
Revenue schmevenue! It's the stock price that matters. That's why we fusionize ultra-cool webenues.
Business Bullshit
If it doesn't help the bottom line, it's not worth doing. But you should always realign dimensional granular presentations.
Business Mumbo-Jumbo
I have an MBA. Therefore, I smoke out tactical scalable effects of synergy.
Corporate Bullshit
Our objective is clear. We must incorporate opaque cross-organization organizations.