Management Speak
An effective VP is one who will unilaterally regulate shifted green affinities!!!
Management Bullshit
Since nothing is more certain than change, we must amass the most surgically targeted bells and whistles.
Management Speak
A good manager doesn't need to know how to do his subordinate's work. Now, please supplement some face time with the best-practices responsibilities.
Corporate Speak
Rome wasn't built in a day. Now, checkpoint opaque top-shelf distribution powerhouses!
Management Bullshit
We're leaving money on the table unless we close in on shifted outsourced client criticalities!!!